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White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars

White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars

FORGET KENYA. NEVER mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obama’s past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along with the future head of Darpa.

That’s the assertion, at least, of a pair of self-proclaimed time-traveling, universe-exploring government agents. Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings insist that they once served as “chrononauts” at Darpa’s behest, traversing the boundaries of time and space. They swear: A youthful Barack Obama was one of them.

Perhaps this all sounds fantastical, absurd, and more than a little nuts. We couldn’t agree more. That’s one of the reasons we love conspiracy theories  — the more awesomely insane, the better. Each week during 2012, when the Mayans tell us to expect the apocalypse, Danger Room will peel back a new layer of crazy to expose those oh-so-cleverly hidden machinations powering this doomed plane of existence. 

According to Basiago and Stillings, Obama isn’t just lying about his identity. He’s lying about his military service record, too. While his political opponents in 2008 attacked him for never serving, in truth, he was concealing his participation in a hidden CIA intergalactic program hosted at a California community college in 1980.

Obama wasn’t the only one making the otherworldly voyage. As “Barry Soetero,” the 19-year-old Obama was one of 10 youths selected to secretly teleport to and from Mars, forming a band of interplanetary Teen Titans. Regina Dugan, the director of Darpa, was another member.

Between 1981 and 1983, Obama is supposed to have visited Mars twice, by way of a teleportation chamber called a “jump room.” Basiago, a fellow chrononaut, told the website Exopolitics that he saw Obama “walk back to the jump room from across the Martian terrain.” To acknowledge his comrade, Obama is said to have told Basiago, “We’re here” — apparently, “with some sense of fatalism.”

It is not known what exactly Obama did on Mars. (Socializing Martian health care, perhaps? Building a birth-certificate printing press?) His mission was a perilous one, according to Basiago and Stillings. The CIA wished to “establish a defense regime protecting the Earth from threats from space” as well as a legal claim to “territorial sovereignty,” making Obama something of a Martian conquistador. Presumably, Obama’s CIA handlers needed him to “acclimate Martian humanoids and animals to their presence” in order to secure the U.S.-Martian alliance. (We’ll bet you weren’t even aware of Martian animals.)

“Simply put, your task is to be seen and not eaten,” an elder chrononaut, retired Army Maj. Ed Dames, is alleged to have told a young Obama.

You can scoff at the idea of Obama on Mars. But it explains a lot. Obviously the birth-certificate controversy is a side effect of Obama forgetting to sufficiently establish his fake identity as he learned to manipulate time and space. (Dugan has a demonstrated record of supporting space travel; the “jump room” must be broken.) And who else but a man accustomed to keeping the country’s most explosive secret would be comfortable waging so many undeclared wars? Ignore Basiago and Stillings at your own peril. If Obama’s reelected, the U.S. is finally colonizing Mars.

 

Source www.wired.com

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Teleport him there then break teleporter

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I WISH they had…and left him their

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Ya nos lo mostraron en Doom… puede ser …

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What a bunch of bull shit. No such thing

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That part goes without saying. Hollywood has a lot to answer for….

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I’m talking bout bein teleported or even staying on mars. Not possible

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Pretty sure there i such a thing as Mars.

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Pmsl

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No, the have been teleporting science now ask yourself what happens to all the missing people they’ve been sent to Mars to be a slave . Obama goes there all time.. teleporting the had technology beyond comprehension …

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Did Ted Cruz’ tell you?

Michael Carter
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Why go there if its desolate n inhospitable? #weird

Michael Carter
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In his last NASA spch Obama indicated a manned mission 2 Mars n da future. #coincidence

Andrew
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The Truth is out There

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Hi is reptilian

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Disinformation…..Misinformation. ..

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I believe it….There is no telling what technology them little Grey arses have gave us…..#HIDDEN AGENDA

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as a black project watch dog. and know the big 3. scientific schematics controllers this is balderdash. Solar Warden is an outside Government entity all by itself and has nothing to do with congress or the Presidency it was made that way in the late 70s and taken out of the hands of all governments and a group called Solar Warden was Created to over see any and all E.B.E. Extra Terrestrial Biological Entities and Planetary events. and no president ever Has left the earth but one and that one is not !00% sure either it was Nixon. and the… Read more »
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Him only?

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Because its a lie

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