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NASA Says There’s Another Zodiac Sign, So Everyone’s Life Has Been A Lie

Do you swear by your horoscope? Do you feel like you are a perfect Libra or Virgo, or Leo? Do feel like your monthly horoscope is always accurate?

Well, you could be completely and utterly wrong about everything because NASA reports there are actually 13 constellations in the Zodiac, rather than 12.

This new constellation is called Ophiuchus, and if your birthday is between November 29 and December 17, you actually fall under this sign.

Naturally, people are questioning everything now.

It’s not actually new, though; its been around for millions of years, and people have just chosen to ignore it. I feel you, Ophiuchus.

Its sign is a man holding a snake called a Serpentarius (that’s the man’s name, not the snake’s), and people born under it seek peace and harmony, are poetic and inventive and have thirsts for knowledge but also secret enemies in their close circles… How dramatic.

And that means the rest of us have probably been under the wrong star sign. Here is the updated list of horoscopes, according to Modern Astrologers:

•Capricorn: Jan 20 – Feb 16
•Aquarius: Feb 16 – March 11
•Pisces: March 11 – April 18
•Aries: April 18 – May 13
•Taurus: May 13 – June 21
•Gemini: June 21 – July 20
•Cancer: July 20 – August 10
•Leo: August 10 – September 16
•Virgo: September 16 – October 14
•Libra: October 14 – November 23
•Scorpio: November 23 – November 29
•Ophiuchus: November 29 – December 17
•Sagittarius: December 17 – January 20

So the Babylonians were wrong, you ask? Nope. They apparently were well aware there are 13 constellations, but had already decided on a 12-month calendar, so chose to leave the 13th one out.

So basically, they intended for us all to have a crisis when we realized their dumb calendar is wrong, and as a result, we actually have no idea who we are.

Thanks, guys.

Source elitedaily.com

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  1. And this coming from the people who smear and smug out things in photos, change the contrast in said photos, videos too . Claim that anything in question as legitimate as the questions are claim it’s a rock , a shadow, an anomaly. The very same who cut live feed video when some type of craft appears and say nothing was in the video , your eyes are playing tricks on you & my all time favorite the sound of silence.
    YEAH NASA ! I think I’ll buy a whole cart load of this BS .

  2. So now I’m an Aries? Pfft to hell with tht I’ll always be a taurus. I relate the most with tht sign and have been under tht sign my whole life. Apparently I’m 1 day short from being Taurus. May 12th. Idc I’m Taurus and thts tht.

  3. Come on peeps I’ve known of the spider sign since my teenage days and that’s cause I reserch ed it…before computers….and always knew that I was something other then Gemini! But in saying that don’t be a fool and bilieve every single thing you read!

  4. If you believe in the zodiac and some how your sign has provided guidance to live your life.You have no foundation in reality. Horoscope is just supposed to be a fun fantasy activity . I think we should start talking to each other again .

  5. Oh, whiz. I’m a Taurus?
    That actually makes a lot of sense, because I found it difficult to relate with Gemini.

    I’ve known about that particular sign, but my research indicated that I was not too significant, but I doubted that.

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