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The War With Extraterrestrials Will Begin in France

With UFO sightings on the rise and Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman leading a push to reveal more classified info on extraterrestrial life, one small town in France wants to potentially ruin it for us all.

Claude Avril, the current mayor of Châteauneuf-du-Pape, France, says that he will not overturn a 62-year-old law that prohibits the “flying over, landing, or taking off of flying saucers” in his town.

First introduced by the former mayor, Lucien Jeune, the law states: “Any aircraft, known as flying saucer or flying cigar, which should land on the territory of the community will be immediately held in custody.”

Speaking with France Bleu, Mayor Avril says:

I’m not going to touch the ban. It spices things up a bit. It creates a harmless kind of buzz and no one is getting tricked.

Sure, catastrophic intergalactic diplomacy makes things exciting. Advanced death rays vaporizing law enforcement to facilitate an alien jailbreak would make for some “harmless buzz.” It’s all good, just the future of mankind we’re talking about here.

According to the Telegraph:

The 1954 law was established after a man in northern France said he had seen two figures that looked like “deep sea divers” emerging from a “cigar-shaped” space ship.

Jeune’s son, Elie Jeune, says that the law was just a publicity stunt that persists to this day.

“At that time, people were talking a lot about extraterrestrials and the unknown, it was in fashion, and there were loads of stories circulating. He wanted to make a bit of an advertisement for Châteauneuf. It was an excellent publicity stunt… and free.”

In the last 24 hours, a man involved with the U.N.’s UFO-related activities told his story, and reports of UFO sightings in Phoenix and Vienna rocked the internet. Documents released by Wikileaks purport to show that Hillary Clinton is ready to talk about flying saucers with the American public. All signs point to first contact being near. But this guy in France wants to put it all in danger for a little publicity.

Here’s my suggestion Mayor Avril: make a crop circle in one of your fine vineyards and announce a welcoming party for our fellow citizens of space. You can call for peace and advertise all at once.

 

[France Bleu via The Telegraph]

 

Source gizmodo.com

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I want to phone home

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Alexandria Jude

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Who told you that?

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It’s cool, anyone who invades France is destined for failure. History has taught us that much.

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IF there were extraterrestrials, we would never even know that they had decided to wage war on us. They have the very high ground. They could drop a humongous rock on our heads, kill us all and never be detected. Give this one a rest.

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Those pussies will surrender immediately

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What are u gonna do if this doesn’t happen?

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Oui

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I wish I could see some evidence that they really exist? I have days I wouldn’t mind being abducted and taken away.

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God damn intergalactic Ganja thieves.

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It’s against the law to put a crop circle in a vineyard. Every Frenchman knows that.

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Gotta love it

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We’re not going to be invade lmao different species are already here! They just observe & monitor us. They won’t let are governments nuke anything calm the fuck down stop believe this bs on fb Damn some u people are so gullible. We have a peace treaty with the ones we allow to come in out from space if some other races try to invade us whoever protect us will deal with it.. Just think about it why haven’t we been wipeout yet anunnaki created us were not going no were

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Filip Forkapic im not the only 1!!

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I hope so to fr lol

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I hope ur right.

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Thank you.

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Nope…..the attack would be massive and target the strongest nation first

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Yep us in Australia are gone first too

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oh no so new zealand is getting wiped out first , shit here i come pussy wimp canada

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Yae the big 3 ( United States of America, China, and Russia ). These are the 3 strongest countries in military, economy, and political. Just my thoughts and you have a good day.

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How can u fight those u do not know ?

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NO ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Awesome!

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Prepare to meet your Waterloo….Napoleon is back and he’s beefing the numbers…

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Starts in France and they surrender,as usual !!

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Well if the aliens don’t have any respect for our laws then to hell with em. If they use death rays to break thier craft from impound, then they are not here in peace and do not respect our laws even if they are outdated laws. I wouldn’t park in a tow away zone. Why should they he allowed to? Lol

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people here have no damn respect for our laws , we will destroy ourselves before any alien gets here anyway , get out more if you think im telling fibs

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France?

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Can we all just get along

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Vasoline can I get my appendix then?

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Fuck you mother fucker I’m fucking pissed threaten me that’s bullshit.

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I just fucking lost it listen here vasoline I don’t give a fuck don’t you threaten me. I’m going to do whatever I have teeth. Know your place alien your a visitor. Have some respect

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Do you really want to hurt us vaso

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Vasoline if they can get to us but we can’t get to them were fucked. Feel me dog

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Know your place human.

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An alliance is impossible. An alien making alliance with humans is like humans making alliance with virus.

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Or they want to slowly take over our minds.

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Britain comprises of England, Scotland, Wales & Northern Ireland!!

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Are your women hot?

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Oh your normal now vasoline you got me going bonkers.

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Okay human, I did not know Brit means all of them.

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Vasilikis Stavou you didn’t offend me you have entertained me so I will divert that God bless you back to you friend ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

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Heaven, Human, I did not mean to offend you. God bless you.

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Is that a Greek name?

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Where do you come from??

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Okay.Human, this exchange is really over.

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๐Ÿ˜ Lol

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To call me British would be to call me all of the above ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘

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Britain is comprised of Scotland Wales England

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It is your God given gift

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You will be wrong yet will prove me wrong.

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Dean Coffey me too๐ŸŽ‰

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Vasilikis Stavou well if we prove our point and make you wrong then your wrong ain’t ya lol

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Whats the difference?

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I’m actually English #justsaying

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@Dean- I don’t argue with Brits. They have uncanny ability to make me wrong and prove their point. This exchange is over.

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The truth being that you are a lonely virgin still living with parents??

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Atleast I know the truth.

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Lol, something has definitely taken over your mind mate!

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There’s not gonna be a war. Although I want my fucking appendix back. Lol

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Well maybe the French have something of theirs and haven’t gave it back. Maybe who knows.

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Get an X ray mike to be sure there technology is probably out of this world. Or were harvested by them. Who knows. Crazy shit

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Why France though?

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Fucking bullshit.

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I never thought about soul and concienceness good point. Son of a bitch. Hopefully they come in peace

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You’re right for no war from Aliens….If you see or hear one, it will be as prepared, a ‘False Flag Op’ using Alien Tech by Humans Retro engineering…. Don’t fear about the few collaborating with Gov but be aware more for ” A I ” ( Artificial Intelligence )entities that are machines using Humans Leaders to Kill Earth.( Chem-Trails haarp and others )… Love and Care are the ones of the Strongest Force against it cause they don’t know about Souls and Consciousness…Besides, you have lots of caring Friends out there compare the Nauty ones on Earth….. They’re just restrained… Read more »
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Funny shit..

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Yes laugh while we can. Others can remain afraid until then. ๐Ÿ‘

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I believe, but not at all afraid. Therefore I laugh and smile ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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Hey I do believe, I just found it funny that France will be first.

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Laugh now when they are awakened they will return with Jehoshua. The six winger satan will look like a little school girl in front of these beings. Laugh for now.

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They hate France ๐Ÿ˜‚

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The TRUTH is always bitter.

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Who writes this nonsense!

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Vasilikis Stavou That’s right buddy, absolutely bang on lol ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚

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You cannot comprehend the beings who will return with Jehoshua. They are not what your painters paint in the canvas.

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Vasilikis Stavou fuck off back to your padded cell with your fairytale nonsense ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Vasilikis Stavou aah well there lies the problem, Gods don’t exist so this is defo a load of bull๐Ÿ˜…

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You will see them – 4 wings of destruction when Jehoshua returns. The book of Seth tells us that these beasts have been put to sleep by God and will awakened once again.

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And boy is the TRUTH out there! Lol

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Vasilikis Stavou lol

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This is the TRUTH.

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Ulul..

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looks like no1 love france :3

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uh … no1 loves france because we all admire france ๐Ÿ™‚

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What does it mean ?

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Hillary said she’s willing to talk about UFOs.

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Well illegal immigrants kind

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She will talk about anything if you pay her to.

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