The War With Extraterrestrials Will Begin in France

With UFO sightings on the rise and Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman leading a push to reveal more classified info on extraterrestrial life, one small town in France wants to potentially ruin it for us all.

Claude Avril, the current mayor of Châteauneuf-du-Pape, France, says that he will not overturn a 62-year-old law that prohibits the “flying over, landing, or taking off of flying saucers” in his town.

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First introduced by the former mayor, Lucien Jeune, the law states: “Any aircraft, known as flying saucer or flying cigar, which should land on the territory of the community will be immediately held in custody.”

Speaking with France Bleu, Mayor Avril says:

I’m not going to touch the ban. It spices things up a bit. It creates a harmless kind of buzz and no one is getting tricked.

Sure, catastrophic intergalactic diplomacy makes things exciting. Advanced death rays vaporizing law enforcement to facilitate an alien jailbreak would make for some “harmless buzz.” It’s all good, just the future of mankind we’re talking about here.

According to the Telegraph:

The 1954 law was established after a man in northern France said he had seen two figures that looked like “deep sea divers” emerging from a “cigar-shaped” space ship.

Jeune’s son, Elie Jeune, says that the law was just a publicity stunt that persists to this day.

“At that time, people were talking a lot about extraterrestrials and the unknown, it was in fashion, and there were loads of stories circulating. He wanted to make a bit of an advertisement for Châteauneuf. It was an excellent publicity stunt… and free.”

In the last 24 hours, a man involved with the U.N.’s UFO-related activities told his story, and reports of UFO sightings in Phoenix and Vienna rocked the internet. Documents released by Wikileaks purport to show that Hillary Clinton is ready to talk about flying saucers with the American public. All signs point to first contact being near. But this guy in France wants to put it all in danger for a little publicity.

Here’s my suggestion Mayor Avril: make a crop circle in one of your fine vineyards and announce a welcoming party for our fellow citizens of space. You can call for peace and advertise all at once.

 

[France Bleu via The Telegraph]

 

Source gizmodo.com

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  1. Theyd laugh at us firing silly little bits of copper and lead schrappnel at them with silly little chimp primitive pop guns in fossil fueled tin can planes ROFLOL or bring out the big nuclear weapons out and cook ourselves save them doing it ROFLOL

  2. These freaks watch silly little movies like independence silly little greenhouse chimp day and think we stand some sort of chance if UFOs do ever invade pffffff theyd cook us greenhouse chimp sausages a la cart LOL

  3. Wont be a war ROFLOL If Aliens were in the least hostile towards us they have stomped on us thousands of years ago LoL They wouldnt even need enter Earths atmosphere they would cook us sitting on the Moon it would be Greenhouse Chimp on the BBQ well done lol judging from the awesome UFO technology i seen them sporting theyd cook us in 2 seconds flat France pffff LOL trench warfare you reckon ROFLOL

  4. Well, there is always two sides of the coin right? As much excited to see and meet aliens, in the event there ARE evil or bad aliens, we have to consider this possibility. Going public about it is another. Do we TRY and protect are selves? Probably. But we are no match, all out invasion? We loose. This I can assure you.

  5. Well if that is the case, england and the USA is gonna be involved, the French cant stand alone those sissy faggs, look at WW1 and WW2, they had help otherwise they would speak german I dont think they gonna invade our planet, why would they? Only for making us slaves but they are doing that for 100000s of years But if they do then i will ofer our creators a gift from what we have best here, Some fine ami haze✌️

  6. IF there were extraterrestrials, we would never even know that they had decided to wage war on us. They have the very high ground. They could drop a humongous rock on our heads, kill us all and never be detected. Give this one a rest.

  7. We’re not going to be invade lmao different species are already here! They just observe & monitor us. They won’t let are governments nuke anything calm the fuck down stop believe this bs on fb Damn some u people are so gullible. We have a peace treaty with the ones we allow to come in out from space if some other races try to invade us whoever protect us will deal with it.. Just think about it why haven’t we been wipeout yet anunnaki created us were not going no were

  8. Well if the aliens don’t have any respect for our laws then to hell with em. If they use death rays to break thier craft from impound, then they are not here in peace and do not respect our laws even if they are outdated laws. I wouldn’t park in a tow away zone. Why should they he allowed to? Lol

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