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‘Alien sex won’t be like you think’: Evolutionary biologist reveals how extraterrestrials might reproduce

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WARNING, GRAPHIC CONTENT: Top scientist reveals her thoughts on what ET might get up to in the bedroom

What happens when a little green man loves a little green woman and decides to have a little green baby?

No-one knows, because humans have not yet caught beings from outer space in the act of physical affection.

But now a top evolutionary biologist has decided to shed some light on how aliens might make love.

Dr. Sarah Otto, director of the biodiversity research centre at the University of British Columbia’s Zoology department, told Mirror Online that humans would have to ditch their earthbound preconceptions if they want to understand what sex might look like on another planet.

“I’ve never thought about aliens before,” she said.

“But it’s an interesting thought experiment.

“What do we know about four billion years of evolution on Earth and what would we predict if it happened all over again on another planet?”

Men are from Mars…

Extraterrestrial: Could this be a sign of an alien invasion?(Image: Universal Pictures)

Earlier this month, an American woman called Niara Terela Isley claimed reptilian aliens regularly raped her at their base on the dark side of the moon.

But aliens would probably find it very difficult to get jiggy with humans, because our bits and bobs are likely to be totally different shapes.

As well as this, it’s unclear whether the familiar gender binary of male and female would be replicated in an alien species.

Alien eroticism would probably be totally different, having developed along its own evolutionary lines.

Dr Otto said the two gender approach was unlikely to be found on another planet, because it doesn’t always exist on Earth.

“The separate male and female sexes isn’t even universal rule on this planet, let alone others,” she continued.

Self love

Sexed up: All slugs are hermaphrodites, which means they are able to breed quickly(Image: Wyevale Garden Centres/Rain Communications)

Aliens could be hermaphrodites, Dr Otto suggested, which means they can essentially have sex with themselves, but this would depend on what sort of beastie ET turned out to be.

This could be useful, because it means ET wouldn’t have to find a partner and then talk them into bed.

“Organisms that can move and find other mates are more likely to have separate genders,” she said.

“Those that are stationery tend to have male and female organs on the same individual.”

Intruigingly, Dr Otto suggested that a being that can’t move wouldn’t necessarily be any less intelligent than one that can run about, raising the prospect that alien lifeforms could look more like trees than humans.

Just watch out for those wandering branches.

Attack of the Clones

Me so cloney! Cloning is not an efficient way to preserve a species(Image: Jonathan Hipkiss)

In Star Wars, the famous Storm Troopers were said to be exact copies – or clones – of the bounty hunter Jango Fett.

But in a real galaxy far, far away, aliens are unlikely to clone themselves, because reproducing your exact genetic make up could leave a species at risk of being wiped out by one single disease.

If a creature cloned itself, the species would not be able to benefit from the combinations and mutations which occur when men and women merge their genetic code during reproduction.

“Clonal species don’t tend to do well in the long term,” Dr Otto added.

Alien orgies

Not every species on our own planet relies on sex which takes place exclusively between two genders.

“Rather than male and female, some species have categories like A, B, C, D and E,” Dr Otto added.

“But despite fact they may have multiple mating types, it’s only two that tend to participate in mating.”

This means aliens would unlikely to get involved in orgies, because when it comes to producing the next generation, more than two parents is certainly a crowd.

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Pleasure seekers

It is often said that humans are unique because we enjoy having sex.

Of course, every species is hardwired to reproduce – otherwise they wouldn’t last very long.

“It’s not surprise that evolution has linked sex to pleasure centres of our brain,” Dr Otto said.

This would mean aliens would likely feel a an urge to get down and dirty, whether they enjoyed it or not.

Sound familiar?

Brave New World

Waiting for his factory girl? Martian production lines of offspring are again unlikely – sorry, Aldous

In his famous novel, Aldous Huxley imagined a future where sex was purely for fun and babies were produced in factories.

We asked Otto if this was unlikely to be the way aliens produced their offspring.

“I sure hope not,” she replied.

“In factories and manufacturing industries, you are trying to do things the same way over and over again.

“Evolution doesn’t work that way.”

Just like earthly creatures, aliens are likely to have benefited from the flukes caused by combining their genes over the courses of many millions of generations.

“Evolution stops if replication is done perfectly,” Dr Otto concluded.

Source www.mirror.co.uk

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Frederick. January 27, 2020 - 1:11 pm

Again you are way off the mark with this post. Because the majority of Alien civilisations are run with a system of conformity, down to the smallest detail. They produce the Beings of their world to order, for whatever station they are to be used within their societies. They are experts at genetic manipulation and in this way, they design the Being required in order it fits the role description it is to perform in. No-one gets to choose for themselves what they are born to do, it has been decided for them, and all they must do is perform in that role. If they are not performing, if they are seen to be deviating from their specification and look to cause disruption amongst the society, then they are destroyed and replaced with another drone, for a better word. Our world is a world of natural selection, where nature dictates the design of every species of life, and in this, this world is used as a world where the Spirit can become one with the greater Spirit of Knowledge, for this is a world endowed with this great Spirit. Although the beings of this world and are now starting to come out of the adolescent stage of evolution, they are deemed to be of great potential for the Greater Community of Worlds. Those Aliens who have intervened in our world at this time, have created a Being, to replace the existing Human Being, by using their Genetic Manipulation technics in a bid to become the rulers of our world. Here, they are not doing this for the love of this world, but for all the resources this world contains, for it is a much valued world in this regard. But these Aliens are not aware of the difficulties that lay ahead for them, and in these difficulties is great tragedy for them. This is known and not spoken of in the world but its momentum is building very strongly. This momentum comes from a Greater Power and more will not be said. This world has Allies in the Greater Community, and this is suffice for this comment.

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